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Where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
"Oh what color eyeshadow are you wearing?" "Uranus."
happy morning world
What if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.